Tagalog Pick Up Lines

1. you’re like my kulangot… because you’re so hard to get
2. you’re like my kuto… I can’t get you out of my head
3. you’re like my pustiso…. I can’t smile without you
4. you’re like a suppository… you bring out what’s bad in me
5. you’re like a yosi vendor… you give me HOPE & MORE
6. you’re like Ovaltine… I just can’t get enough
7. you’re like my bra… salo-salo mo ang dibdib ko
8. you’re like my shoes… you’re always there wherever I go
9. you’re like constipation… you take my breath away
10. you’re like my sweat… you relieve me when I’m hot
11. you’re like Extelcom… you never stop caring about me
12. you’relike SM… because you’ve got it all
13. you’re like a Balikbayan Box… because I get excited when you arrive
14. you’re like a jingle joke… you bring the corny out of me

reblogged from superrrgirl