10 June 2009

Tagalog Pick Up Lines



1. you’re like my kulangot… because you’re so hard to get
2. you’re like my kuto… I can’t get you out of my head
3. you’re like my pustiso…. I can’t smile without you
4. you’re like a suppository… you bring out what’s bad in me
5. you’re like a yosi vendor… you give me HOPE & MORE
6. you’re like Ovaltine… I just can’t get enough
7. you’re like my bra… salo-salo mo ang dibdib ko
8. you’re like my shoes… you’re always there wherever I go
9. you’re like constipation… you take my breath away
10. you’re like my sweat… you relieve me when I’m hot
11. you’re like Extelcom… you never stop caring about me
12. you’relike SM… because you’ve got it all
13. you’re like a Balikbayan Box… because I get excited when you arrive
14. you’re like a jingle joke… you bring the corny out of me
reblogged from superrrgirl

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16 comments:

  1. ANAK ng tipaklong kamukha mo yan lOLS
    Any other lines?

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  2. post pa ng marami yung about sa friendship...,miss ko na kc bestfriend ko tagal na kami hindi nagkita..plssss,,,thanks,,more power!!!

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  3. corny, pero sweet. Ü
    love it. XD

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  4. miss para kang magnanakaw kasi ibibigay ko sayo lahat wag mo lang akong saktan

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  5. alam ko na kung bat umuulan.. kasi umiiyak ang mga angel nung bumaba ka mula sa langit..

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  6. miss marunong ka ba mag first aid? kasi pag nakikita kita pinapana ako ni cupido..

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  7. hello!!!!
    can u post another pick up lines that reallz funny!

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  8. laro tayo..wag lng hide and seek..bcos a girl like you is hard to find...

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  9. i like your ground music...
    "MoMeNt oF tRuTh..."

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  10. masasabi mo bang bobo ako kung ikaw ang laman ng utak koh???

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  11. sabi nila libre ang mangarap.miss,libre kaba?kc pangarap kita eh...hahaha

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